April 6th, 2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Slapshot  (Yes, I'm a lawyer, but don't hold that against me...  ) | We won't hold it against you, but you are required to read a lot of lawyer jokes from here on out... Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest
stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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