I think that I shall never see
a condiment as good as ghee
poured over a boiled lobster claw.
Forget the corn and the coleslaw!
Give me butter, eggs and meat.
With a cup of veg my meal is complete.
Forget those sugar-laden things.
High fat and protein will give me wings.
I spent too much time fat and tired,
but this internet forum has me inspired.
Low-carb is my path to success
to rid myself of all this excess.
Ha ha! That was fun.
Loved the haiku! Good luck on your quest for a wife.