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Old February 20th, 2007, 08:42 AM
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An eighty-five year old lady
finished her annual physical examination,
Whereupon the doctor said,
"You are in fine shape for your age,
But tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask
My husband," she said.
She went out to the reception room
And said: "Bob do we still have
Intercourse?"

Bob answered impatiently,
"If I told you once,
I told you a thousand times...

We have
Blue Cross!
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Old February 20th, 2007, 08:45 AM
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Old February 20th, 2007, 08:49 AM
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Default Re: Older Humor Thread....

Call me slow, but I dont understand the first joke. Is it lost on a British person?
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Default Re: Older Humor Thread....

Richt I thought that too...or maybe we're just dense today?

I like the 2nd one though
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Intercourse is sex and Blue cross is an insurance company big here in the us
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Default Re: Older Humor Thread....

Yes, LOL, I know Intercourse is Sex. But what has that got to do with an Insurance Company?
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I assume it was a play on words she was tooooo old to remember what intercourse was she had it confused with bluecross.
Maybe its just a US funny
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Old February 20th, 2007, 09:28 AM
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I think it must be a US funny. "your" humoUr and ours is a lot different. We just need to watch the sitcom Friends to discover that.
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Or Benny Hill, to discover it the other way around.

Otoh, you DID give us Monty Python, so all is forgiven.

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Or Benny Hill, to discover it the other way around.

Otoh, you DID give us Monty Python, so all is forgiven.

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Great,but can you please explain the joke to me?
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