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[Desertthorn]

Some artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends


The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba ---
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

[Sunny_0ne]

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, it fits!

[sallyseachange]

Hee hee!!!

[Janice]

Desertthorn, these were so good. I CAN relate to about all of them. lol
It's been a while since I've been on the ADBB but I'm back and have re-started Atkins. It was good to recognize a familiar name.
The Board looks great and I am thrilled to be here as I start my induction phase again. I'll be 59 years old next month and I know it will probably be a lot harder but I know this is THE place to be successful.
Thanks again for the 'funnies'. They were great.

[Mom2Boxer]

I just now read these... ROFL! Copied them and going to send them to my husband!

Happy Birthday Janice!

[NanaKB]

These are sooo good! : )

[carlae]

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that. I'm another one that is glad to have a board for us OLDTIMERS! I just checked out this board the other day. I've been in STAC since January. Great to be here with you!!

carlae
SW/206
CW/170
GW/145
Restarted Atkins 01/01/09
Female/53 yrs/5'4"

[Velcrocat]

I can relate. Poise and Depends are my new best friends.

[buddysgirl50]

Oh I just seen this thread. Sad but so true. I turn 60 in March and have to admit I would not leave the house without my Poise..

[sham]

That made me laugh!