Thanks, pals! I told FLdoodette that I accidentally grabbed a size small scrub bottom the other day and (aside from being a mile too short) they actually looked appropriate instead of like I was the floozy entertainment for the evening. Granted they are designed like tents with string, but I'll take my wins where I can get them.
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"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination are omnipotent."
-Calvin Coolidge