Shock News!! ... Dentist gassed !!

[bambinaUK]

So I went to the dentist today to get a couple of metal fillings replaced with nice white ones...

I flossed and cleaned my teeth thoroughly before I went and chewed away on some menthol gum on the bus ride there.......

I sat in the chair and as the dentist leant over me I breathed out.......
He shot straight up and very loudly asked me
WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN EATING, YOUR BREATH STINKS

I then really confused him by being really pleased that he had told me this!!
So then I had to explain that I live the AWOL and happened to have eaten rather a lot of meat the last 7 days.....

I then went home and thumped my husband for not telling me that my breath honks!!

[iyamamaschke]

SO you had nastie Breath God when I read your post I just about died laughing thanks for making my day. That's one way to look at things. WOOHOOO I have stinkin breath this WOE is working LOL. I would have been embarassed but, I'm sure glad you took it as a wonderful sign. Did your hubby tell you your breath stunk after you mentioned it to him. ROFLMFAO

[SugarFreeSheila]

Boy ... I take it this dentist is a close friend then? lol

[ttdriver]

TOO FUNNY!!!

Betty

[Sarah1341]

LOL!! So funny.

[bambinaUK]

It develops further!!

I went into my daughters room this morning to wake her up and leaned over her and breathed on her and she shot up like a rocket!!

If I wasnt feeling so well at the moment I would be worried!!

Poor dentist will have to suffer me again next week as I am taking the family in for a check-up and he will want to check out my new fillings too....

[moonwish]

Ummm... I have to go to dentist sometime this month to replace a broken teeth (just waiting for some money-related miracle to happen to my account lol). I will sure take a deeeeeep breath out

[bugout429]

OH NO! I have the total hots for my dentist. :-( I hope my bref don't stink too badly when I go get my teeth cleaned next... I'll be embarrassed. He's a cutie.