Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

[cleochatra]

Sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Lost some weight
While doing Atkins
Went to slim
From being fatkins

Now I'm wearing big clothes,
Too big pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in baggy underwear

They eat chips
I eat tuna
My pants fall down
And then I moon'a

I'm wearing big clothes
Too loose pantyhose
Walking 'round in baggy underwear

I used to buy my bloomers
with tight elastic
And then I'd have to work to make them right
Now my girls fall down
Ain't that fantastic?
Not when all the neighbor kiddies run in fright

So a word
To all you losers
Buy new panties
And don't you lose yers.
Don't bare your rear end
To your pastor or friend
While walkin' round in baggy underwear

[cmcole]

You are very funny, but I can relate.
I couldn't wear my cell phone on one pair of pants - they wouldn't stay up.

[Bugaboo]

*note to self...cleo is stalking me...*

[goin2Bgood]

Roflmbo!!

[Barbde]

LOLOL Cleo, you are a nutjob for sure!

[Isabeau]

*laughs* Niiiiiice!

[soliwit]

OMG, I think I just alarmed the whole block by laughing so hard I got the hickups !!
Girl you rock !!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, I really needed that, sitting between waaaay too many moving-boxes I have to get some laughs sometime

[cleochatra]

Thank you for the kudos, the hiccups and the stalking accusations.

You guys made me laugh out loud!

*for the record I swear I don't know anything about bugaboo's pink fruit of the loom underpants*

[Bugaboo]

*for the record I swear I don't know anything about bugaboo's pink fruit of the loom underpants*

Ah ha!!!!! Wait...they're jockey....but how did you know I have pink undies? Now I have that song "Watching Me" from the 80's stuck in my head. *bops away singing...I wonder who's watching me now? Who? The IRS?...*

[Elizellen]

LOL

Especially with this phrase:

My pants fall down
And then I moon'a

When I ponder that in UK 'pants' do not mean an outer garment (we call those 'trousers') but what you in US call 'panties'