My Success Story

[The Whooshie Fairy]

I'll bet you didn't know that even Whooshie Fairies can have weight loss problems. Well, my pretty dears, it is true!


Before I started this way of eating, I looked like this (life-sized picture)



I weighed 12 ounces, and for someone in my occupation, as you could well imagine the ribald jokes were numerous. "Have you seen Whooshmina? When she sits around the toadstool, she sits around the toadstool!"

I started reading your delightful board and decided to start granting you your whooshies. Chris, and momtofour, Perry, moochiecat and elsie150 were some of my best work, in fact!

Soon, I became so busy granting whooshies to deserving believers that the weight started falling off of me. Soon, I was down to my MRMM (Metaphysical Recommended Mass), and I've maintained for a year now! My twinkles are now in the best of health and I wield my wand with an energy heretofore only imagined in magical fairy realms!

Today I look like this




I am always happy to work my magical charms for you, especially when you pay forward kindness to your fellow boardmates.

The Whooshie Fairy is happy to help

those who help each other.

Sparkle on!

[Elizellen]

Congratulations on your loss, Wooshmina!!

Now you can get around the world so much faster than before I am sure we will be soon seeing reports of your woosh-granting from all our worldwide members!

[Chris]

Wow, Whooshmina, don't you look absolutely gorgeous! That's one of the most amazing before/after transformations we've seen here at ADBB. Heck, I'll bet that scale doesn't even register 6.5 ounces, now!

I'm thrilled to be considered as some of your best work -- and with such wonderful company, at that. Consider this a big "THANK YOU" for all you do for so many of us!

Whooshmina!

[cleochatra]

Well, I dunno, but I know I've been helped a few times.

Those who believe receive!

[Momtofour]

I believe, I believe! Thank you for the past and future whooshies! You look fantastic by the way. Those legs are unbelieveable.

[The Whooshie Fairy]

Oh, thank you all!
I am so betwizzled at
your support!

Save for the little dumpy one
over there to the left.

Who's that frowning?

~twf

[Alienore]

::giggle::



Thanks for making me smile!


Deborah

[soliwit]

I have put a woosh on my wishlist for xmas, you think I have been enough of a good girl to grant me one ??
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE

[Desertthorn]

Dont forsake us, oh mighty Whoosie Fairy