Don't make me come over there

[cleochatra]

I know you don't think I can see you with that bagel cleverly placed off to the side of your monitor.

Don't think I don't know you're going to order pizza later on, because you had a bad week and you think you deserve it.

I KNOW your pants and we will be having a talk tomorrow if you really lick that donut on the counter.


If you're thinking you're going to mess up right now, I'll come over there and give you a sumpin sumpin right up yo head.

If you're thinking of eating something truly crappy right now, repeat after me,

"Dear piece of temptingly delicious _______

You are truly just a bunch of pig vomit. I look at you, and I know that you look all yummylicious, but that you're really an evil alien who wants me to bloat and have gas. GAS! I refuse to be bloaty and socially unacceptable and unhappy on your behalf. Be gone, you lardlicious slimy concoction of unholy naughtyness!

I hereby vanquish you!"

And then kick it out the back door.

Go on.

I'm waiting.

[cleochatra]

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by cleochatra

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

I'm not sure I believe that even SHE said that!

[wannabethintoo]

Originally Posted by cleochatra

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

The defective one?

[Chris]

Originally Posted by wannabethintoo

The defective one?

Does that mean it didn't work?

[Lyssie]

HAhahahahaha. CLEO it's great to see you posting again!!

[cathyjobob]

Originally Posted by cleochatra

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

I resorted to extreme behavior and just kicked out the entire husband...lol.

[wannabethintoo]

Originally Posted by Chris

Does that mean it didn't work?

I think it had something to do with the.....Hey! I'm not going to talk about Cleo's husband's ding dong in public!

[Chris]

Originally Posted by wannabethintoo

I think it had something to do with the.....Hey! I'm not going to talk about Cleo's husband's ding dong in public!

I love out-loud laughter the first thing in the morning. I think Cleo brings out the best -- and the worst! -- in almost all of us!

[wannabethintoo]

Originally Posted by Chris

I love out-loud laughter the first thing in the morning. I think Cleo brings out the best -- and the worst! -- in almost all of us!

Yeah...I agree but it's the worst part that I worry about the most.