"If it wasn't for Atkins, I never ever thought I would have said..."

[BjornFeuer]

"I think I'll add some bacon fat to this."
"I bet some broccoli would go good with this."
"I want to cook something tonight."
"Chili is better without beans."
"Bacon, pork chops, and a salad for dinner? Sounds healthy to me!"
"I should have bacon and eggs for breakfast."
"These Turnip fries are pretty good."
"I still need to drink another 64 ounces of water today."

and especially,

"I need to get some more fiber in my body... I think I'll get these Psyllium husks... ooh and this B complex couldn't hurt. I think I'll get some vitamin C and D too. Might as well just go for a multivitamin. I think I'll get some more Green Tea too. I can't wait to get more vitamins in my body!"

[Slapshot]

Hmm...I'm experiencing one right now:

"I ate too much cauliflower, I think."

[Peej]

"You gonna finish that asparagus?"

Grilled asparagus today and my dad and I had to fight over the last few spears.

[MsUnderstood0000]

i ate a half pound of cream cheese this week and lost a pound and a half.........

[TheRightWife]

Great thread!

[Emre Yigit]

"Can you please drizzle some olive oil over my vegetables?"

"No, I would like extra dressing with the salad."

"Can you prepare that latte with cream?"

"These trousers are too tight. Better give me the next size down."

"Don't skim the fat off!"

"Please take away the bread."

"I'm tired of eggs."

"I'm making chocolate mousse again."

"Now I get it!" (When watching The Devil Wears Prada again on DVD last weekend and hearing: "You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!"

"You eat too many carbs."

"I'm counting the pistachios."

... and many others.

[Evansmom49]

"I'd like the porterhouse and a salad with blue cheese dressing, please!"

[neutronnorman]

'Can you please thicken the Au jus with fax oil?"

Atkins Dieters will put Drain-O out of business: they do not pour the fat down the kitchen sink.