I caught my sausage on fire this morning

[kellymch2006]

Yep, I teach at a middle school and we were doing some testing today. So, I ran upstairs and stuck my Jimmy Dean sausage in the microwave and left for hall duty. I figured I'd grab it when I got back from duty before I went to pick up my testing supplies.

I was in the hall chatting with my AP when the doors all automatically closed and the fire alarm went off. We evacuated the school and when we got the All Clear, she came up to me and told me that my sausage had caught on fire.

The whole eighth grade wing smelled like burnt sausage and melted plastic all day.

And I didn't get my breakfast, darn it.

[Mrs. Hartzell]

LOL that's awesome!

[Fozzy]

Man its posts like these that make men cringe and often afraid to open the threads!

[kellymch2006]

Yeah, Fozzy, I thought it'd be alot funnier if a man posted it.

[plsmachic]

lol - i opened hoping there was a picture...

I remember when my son had tried to nuke pancakes in my moms microwave in her basement (he was 4ish at the time) and my mom, my son, and i were upstairs and smelled smoke... went in the basement and all you could see was smoke, i remember screaming, "what's on fire?!!Mom! Somethings on fire down here! I can't see anything!!" And, after the initial panic was over I realized the microwave was running...

I have no idea how long he put it on for or how many minutes/hours it had been running, but the pancakes had become a hard solid black rock and teh glass turntable in the microwave was shattered...

It was scary.

I feel your pain.

[shaunawa]

lol thank you for this... it was so funny I almost spit out my water.

[hopejoy]

Wow! I am glad it didn't involve any ER visits... er... that's where my mind went. lol.
liz

[CrystalAnn777]

Thanks for sharing...hilarious!!!

[blueberrylady]

Doing something like that is bad enough by itself, but to have the whole school involved must have been so embarrassing! I'm glad it all turned out alright for you! Thanks for sharing.

[Adri]

That s really funny! Thanks for sharinng