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My husband's ding dong is defective
So he calls me from the office.
The man loves to eat Hostess products and the Ding Dongs are his favorite. He gets a package where one of the Ding Dongs is smaller than the other one, so, being the mature couple that we are, he calls me.
Him: "Cleo. My Ding Dong is defective"
Me: "Yeah. And you just found that out"
Him: "I took it out of the wrapper and one's smaller than the other"
Men.
Don't they ever do the urinal peek? One's always smaller than the other.
Maybe if they took their ding dongs out of the wrapper more often they'd realize that.
Lesson? Never underestimate the power of humor in the defective Ding Dong. For a WEEK he milked his Ding Dong defection. He even called the Hostess company. Why? He had to tell them about his defective Ding Dong.
He was surprised when they hung up on him.
What did he expect? Everyone's Ding Dongs are defective.
I told him to try Viagra.
He proceeds to share his Ding Dong story with everyone, and even emails his buddies about his Ding Dong. Enter the influx of Ding Dong jokes.
This might be why your Ding Dong is defective.
Here. Maybe this will help your Ding Dong.
Aw. It's ok. Go ahead and eat your Ding Dong.
Have your wife eat your Ding Dong.
OK. Great. So now we have an entire male population and me laughing about my husband's flaccid Hostess product.
Sorry. But I just had to share my husband's Ding Dong with you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hide the Snowballs.
The man loves to eat Hostess products and the Ding Dongs are his favorite. He gets a package where one of the Ding Dongs is smaller than the other one, so, being the mature couple that we are, he calls me.
Him: "Cleo. My Ding Dong is defective"
Me: "Yeah. And you just found that out"
Him: "I took it out of the wrapper and one's smaller than the other"
Men.
Don't they ever do the urinal peek? One's always smaller than the other.
Maybe if they took their ding dongs out of the wrapper more often they'd realize that.
Lesson? Never underestimate the power of humor in the defective Ding Dong. For a WEEK he milked his Ding Dong defection. He even called the Hostess company. Why? He had to tell them about his defective Ding Dong.
He was surprised when they hung up on him.
What did he expect? Everyone's Ding Dongs are defective.
I told him to try Viagra.
He proceeds to share his Ding Dong story with everyone, and even emails his buddies about his Ding Dong. Enter the influx of Ding Dong jokes.
This might be why your Ding Dong is defective.
Here. Maybe this will help your Ding Dong.
Aw. It's ok. Go ahead and eat your Ding Dong.
Have your wife eat your Ding Dong.
OK. Great. So now we have an entire male population and me laughing about my husband's flaccid Hostess product.
Sorry. But I just had to share my husband's Ding Dong with you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hide the Snowballs.
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