Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

[ValidRouge]

Tampa, FL--Early Tuesday morning, neighbors woke to a banshee-ish scream and a huge explosion. Casualties include a tanita body fat monitor scale.

The suspect, a 35 year old hormonal woman blew up the scale when it read "193 ing point 7 pounds". The blast could be heard for miles.

Upon investigation, the woman told authorities (ADBB police) that she had attempted reinduction, used flax to "get things moving" and it just wasn't fair that the scale continued to go UP instead of DOWN.

The woman was sentenced to 13901739471 hours of exercise and 13947120 gallons of water.

[Lyssie]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

ROFLMAO. I <3 you, Joy.

[ValidRouge]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Love you too Lyssie, even if YOU lost weight (3 lbs) this morning!

At least ONE of us did!

[musa_atkins]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Lol!

[Lyssie]

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It only counts as 2 lbs... I've been hovering 191-193 for a while. I was actually afraid to post before you since I thought you might kick me in the head should this happen. I would if I were you...

Anyway, like I said in your journal, it *has* to be water. You have a great outlook on it though, I think that's the point I would literally throw the scale out the window.

[ValidRouge]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Naaaahhh, I'll just live vicariously through you.

[julirama723]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Joy oh my gosh, that's hilarious! You should be a writer, if you're not one already.

[Sheepie]

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LOL! I feel your pain! LOL!

[Scooterjam]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Stand back. It's okay Joy. We're your friends. Hand me that scale.

Slowwwwwly. That's it. Give it here, let go. Stop it! lol!!

Give me that scale right now!!!!!! Let go!!!

Don't make me get out the bullhorn again......

'IT'S OKAY EVERYONE, SHE'S FINE, I HAVE THE SCALE.......NO, COME BACK HERE WITH THAT' !!!!!!!!

JOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

I love ya girl, you're gonna be fine!!! Remember, ya gotta laugh sometimes or you'll cry your eyes out.......

[ValidRouge]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

((((((((Scooter))))))))

You're the best!

[Miss Phode]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

There are so many wierdos in Florida.

tee hee

[ValidRouge]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

I'm sure you felt the tremors from the blast all the way in Venice

[Miss Phode]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Some scale fragments landed in my back yard.

[SandyL2002]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

Stand back. It's okay Joy. We're your friends. Hand me that scale.

Slowwwwwly. That's it. Give it here, let go. Stop it! lol!!

Give me that scale right now!!!!!! Let go!!!

Don't make me get out the bullhorn again......

'IT'S OKAY EVERYONE, SHE'S FINE, I HAVE THE SCALE.......NO, COME BACK HERE WITH THAT' !!!!!!!!

JOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

I love ya girl, you're gonna be fine!!! Remember, ya gotta laugh sometimes or you'll cry your eyes out.......

Joy and Scooter..you two are so funny!

[MissyMiss]

Re: Woman, 35, detonates bomb destroys Tanita scale

That's great!